You know you're turning into a Catracha when...

You use an umbrella for shade.

You drink Tropical Banana and/or Uva and decide it doesn't taste half bad.

You use the phrase "Gracias a Dios" at least twice a day.

You voluntarily put refried beans on a fried plantain.

You voluntarily put mantequilla on anything.

You hear a reggaeton beat in the background at all times.

You wear sunglasses indoors and/or at night to divert stares from creepy men.

You plan to show up to meetings an hour late.

You aren't phased by women breastfeeding in public.

You aren't phased by gunshots and/or kids shooting off fireworks in the street.

You aren't phased by roosters crowing every hour of the night.

You get upset if a meeting doesn't provide a merienda (snack).

You drink coffee any hour of the day, with at least 3 teaspoons of sugar.

You start carrying hard candies in your purse (under the age of 70).

You sing along to the Black Eyed Peas.